[Baby on Board] [Fortune-Telling Livestreams] [Mysticism] [Taking Down Scumbags] [Myths of the Classic of Mountains and Seas]
"How could a virgin possibly get pregnant?"
Bai Xue angrily slammed the test results onto the table.
"B-But you really are three months pregnant," the doctor said nervously.
Bai Xue suddenly remembered the perfect man she had met at a bar three months ago, and that strange dream. Just as she decided she didn't want the baby, the fetus in her belly spoke to her.
"Mommy, don't kill the baby! The baby's very good! The baby can help you make money, boo-hoo-hoo..."
"Then what can you do?"
"The baby can predict the future and tell fortunes. The baby can do lots of other things, too."
Bai Xue decided to give it a try. She started by buying stocks, then began livestreaming fortune-telling, and before she knew it, she had become the richest person in the country.
One passionate encounter left Bai Xue pregnant with the child of a Taotie. Taotie may be awful, but little Taotie was just too adorable. He could help her make money and take down scumbags before he was even born. Other women spent their pregnancies nurturing their babies, but Bai Xue had her baby nurture her.
Little Taotie: "Mommy, you started milking me for all I'm worth while I was still in your belly. That's so mean~"
Bai Xue: "That's what you get when your scumbag dad refuses to take responsibility."
Little Taotie: "Then let's kill him together!"
Bai Ye the Taotie: "..."
The Taotie is one of the Four Fiends of ancient times. According to legend, the Taotie was formed from Chiyou's head. Thousands of years ago, Chiyou was slain by Yinglong, who also tore his body into eight pieces. Thousands of years later, Yinglong was reborn as a woman, and all of Chiyou's fragments gained their own consciousness. Bai Ye looked at the woman holding his child by the hand. The more he looked at her, the more she seemed like Yinglong.
