Online Game: I Was Just Chilling and Suddenly Had 100 Million HP

[Nishuihan Online Game] [Funny, Lighthearted, and Ridiculous] [System] [Multiple Women, but No Female Lead] Li Xing transmigrates into the online game Nishuihan. He thinks he’s an NPC, but then he unexpectedly befriends some players, and the game turns into a world that’s both real and unreal. He has no golden finger, only a little System assistant. His health is a hundred million! But his attack power is only 25! His cybernetic little companion turns out to be the biggest mobile warehouse in the world! His enemies beat him up, and he gains stamina? What are you waiting for? Li Xing starts showing off. “I’m just asking you this: can you hurry up and hit me?” Guild feuds, treasure hunts in the wild, making money in the city, learning skills at the sect... Li Xing makes plenty of friends, and they all “praise” him! Hao Cai: Mentor, don’t worry. After spending time with my buddy, I’ve realized he has a thing for being abused. Qi Yao: Li Xing, you’re a total scumbag, so what? You think Jile’s big butt can give you a son? Chun Zhichi: If Heaven had feelings, it too would grow old. The righteous path of the martial world is all about acting like a rogue. Jiuling Mentor: You clever little genius! Can’t wait to learn some skills and moves? Li Xing: Yeah, yeah! I was wondering, can I still learn healer skills at this point? (This is mainly to bring back everyone’s memories of the Nishuihan online game. It’s a no-brainer story with no logic.)