You Bare Your Teeth, I Pull a Face: Two Top-Tier Star Rivals Make a Pair

[Showbiz, unhinged antics, goofy humor, top-tier stars, childhood rivals, feel-good revenge, groveling ex] The capital has two top-tier stars. They say opposites attract, but these two are the exact opposite of that. No one knows when it started, but the two stars began competing so fiercely that neither could get the upper hand. They contradicted each other in joint interviews, went head-to-head on variety shows, and even got into a war of words while cutting the ribbon at a joint commercial event. Jiang: “Get lost!” Shen: “You climb!” Jiang: “Stop following me!” Shen: “Don’t flatter yourself!” Shen Yaoyao was everywhere, and Jiang Beiting finally snapped: “Shen Yaoyao, don’t think you can get my attention this way! I’ll never fall in love with you. When the contract expires, we’ll divorce. Not a day later!” Shen Yaoyao looked disgusted. “Don’t call yourself a top-tier star. Call yourself a pathetic loser. Get lost! Just seeing you makes me sick!” Jiang Beiting: “You said it. Don’t come begging me later.” Later: “Honey, please come home. The bed’s about to grow mushrooms.” Shen Yaoyao: “Get lost, Jiang Beiting! Don’t say I didn’t warn you: we’ve been divorced for three years!” “Waaah, my wife’s still mad at me! I can’t go on, waaah...”