One Poem from Me, and the Mountains and Rivers Are Subdued

“The man standing before you is the grand-disciple of the head of Shuoyin Confucian Martial Academy, and the direct disciple of the Eighth Peak Master. His First Martial Uncle is Xing Jiang, Prince of Zhubei of Shuoyin; his Second Martial Uncle is Jia Hui, Prince of Dongping of Shuoyin; his Third Martial Uncle is Ren Xing, leader of Shuoyin’s largest rebel army, known as the King of the World; his Fourth Martial Uncle is Han Zhang, commander-in-chief of Shuoyin’s garrison; his Fifth Martial Uncle is Su Wei, Shuoyin’s Minister of Education; and his Sixth Martial Uncle is Ru Wan, Princess Consort of Shuoyin.”

“Oh? You’re saying I’m a second-generation official? A spoiled rich kid?”

“Then you must not know about my other identity.”

“I am the new Sage of Confucian Martial Arts!”