I Have a Poem That Calms the Mountains and Rivers

"The person standing in front of you is the disciple and grandson of the dean of Shuoyin Confucianism and Martial Arts Academy, the personal disciple of the Eighth Peak Master, Grandmaster Bo Xingjiang is the North King of Shuoyin Town, Second Master Uncle Jiahui is King Dongping of Shuoyin, Third Master Uncle Ren Xing is the leader of Shuoyin's largest rebel organization and is known as the King of the World, Fourth Master Uncle Hanzhang is the commander-in-chief of Shuoyin Town's garrison, Fifth Master Uncle Suwei is the Envoy of Shuoyin's teachings, and Sixth Master Uncle Ru is Princess Zhuan Shuoyin." "Oh? You said I'm a second-generation official? That I'm a playboy?" "Then you must not know my other identity" "I am the new Confucian and Martial Saint!"