Alas, woe is me! I'm just an ordinary player, but one careless moment sent me springing across the elastic bands of time and space, dropping me straight into Plants vs. Zombies: Hybrid Edition!
I became the legendary Dr. Zomboss, but unfortunately, like a cake fresh from the oven forced to enter a dessert contest before it had cooled, I discovered I was still an unfinished beta version!
So this tragic doctor had no choice but to become a strategic genius behind the scenes, staging one comeback drama after another in which the zombies went wild. This cross-dimensional coaching is more nerve-racking than teaching dolphins to dance the cha-cha!
After all, the zombies' language system is as sticky and gooey as melted cheese poured over a rotten peach!
