Why Fear a Tyrant Who Can Hear My Thoughts? Pin Him Against the Wall and Give Him a Spray

Ye Changfeng has a secret.

He likes the Empress Dowager.

Every time he sees her, his mind fills with a hundred ways to...

He can also hear all kinds of strange thoughts in her head.

[History says this tyrant died young. He was born ugly, cruel and violent, lecherous, greedy, and incompetent. I refuse to fall in love with him!]

[I'm only eighteen, young and beautiful. The tyrant is old. His nephew is much more appealing!]

Ye Changfeng: ...I'm only twenty-three! My nephews are all older than I am!

[The gap in our ranks is insurmountable! Would it be immoral to pin him down?]

Ye Changfeng: ...Didn't you claim to come from the equal and free twenty-first century? Why are you still bound by feudal etiquette? Come on, pin me down!

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Xiao Qingkong transmigrates.

She becomes the highest-ranking person in the palace, the Empress Dowager, despite being only eighteen.

Her golden finger System arrives too.

What?

System, have you no manners?

Who could possibly complete these missions?

Draw a turtle on the tyrant's back to claim invisibility?

Kiss the tyrant to gain the power of teleportation?

Fart on the tyrant's face to get a universal antidote pill?

Bathe the tyrant to receive a phone with internet access?

Good heavens, what kind of ridiculous System is this?

Xiao Qingkong is speechless as she looks up to the heavens.