Eerie: I’m Tougher Than Buddha

I am Han Yu, the abbot of the great Mushan Temple. How could I possibly fall for the seductions of you little demons?

“Take this, you little demons: Great Heavenly Dragon!”

“And now, take my Tathagata Palm!”

“Tonight, I’m here to vanquish demons. I won’t return to the temple until I’ve subdued you chicken demons and lion demons!”

“If I don’t go to hell, who will? System, put all my points into the Golden Body. This monk is ready to take on another eight or ten!”