What! The Tyrant Heard My Thoughts and Called Me a Rebellious Daughter

[Mind Reading + System + Everyone’s Favorite + Transmigrate into a Book + Lie Flat]

Tu Yuxuan transmigrates into a book as the seven-and-a-half-year-old princess of a tyrant.

Tu Yuxuan looks at the tyrant with sympathy. “Father, do you know that in two years, a transmigrator will kill you? And you still want to make her a consort? Go in peace. I’ll keep watch over your spirit.”

The tyrant: ? This rebellious daughter!

Then the transmigrator’s first step, the selection of palace maids, ends in disaster.

“Big Brother, how could my handsome and mighty eldest brother fall for a 280-jin fat woman? He even dies for her in the end. Men really are visual creatures.”

The eldest prince: ?

So the transmigrator gets beaten up on her way home.

“Second Brother, you’re so big, but you can’t even beat a pretty boy. And you want to be a general? If you don’t die, who will?”

The second prince: ?

Tu Yuxuan glances at her third brother, while everyone listens in.

“Third Brother is so handsome. No wonder he’s the man who ends up on the throne! It’s a shame I won’t live to see that day. When am I supposed to die? Soon, right? I’d better have the imperial kitchen make lots of delicious food and the Embroidery Bureau make me pretty clothes. I won’t be able to enjoy them once I’m dead. Boohoo, all my treasures! I have to hurry back and check on them.”

Everyone: What a little miser.

According to Tu Yuxuan, what’s the point of fighting over this lousy throne?

There are so many island nations overseas. They should conquer them all and give them to her brothers so they can rule like kings.

Everyone who hears the little princess’s thoughts: ?

But Tu Yuxuan has already decided to lie flat. So why hasn’t she kicked the bucket yet? Her life is only getting better and better. Did she get the wrong script?