The Mystical Sword Spirit Meets the Flower Picker: a Big Fight Between Rivers and Lakes

I am a sword spirit with a mysophobia, and my mysophobia personality is a symbol of my superiority just like countless legends about me in the world for decades. Until I woke up from my deep sleep and was ready to see my ninth new owner. He was holding me, pressing the tip of my sword tightly against the crotch of the flower picker. I felt my eyes go dark and it was difficult to breathe...