The Mysophobic Sword Spirit

I'm a sword spirit with a cleanliness obsession. Just like the countless legends about me in the martial world over the past few decades, my obsession with cleanliness is a testament to my lofty status.

That is, until I woke from my slumber and went to meet my ninth new master.

He was holding me with my tip pressed firmly against the crotch of a womanizing thief. My vision went black, and I could hardly breathe...