
Why Not Hang the Southeast Branch Yourself?
何不自挂东南枝
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 849k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The Protagonist Just Wanted to Pretend to Be a Good Person, but Ended up Pretending All His Life
Is there any kind of book where the protagonist just wants to pretend to be a good person at first, but ends up pretending to be a good person for the rest of his life?
I Have Recently Become Obsessed with Dressing up as Animals, and I Urge You to Turn Them in as Soon as Possible.
Is There Any Pure Animal Literature That Does Not Change Humans?
The Protagonist Is Reincarnated into a Strange Thing (Creature)
A Novel in Which the Main Character Turns into an Animal
Fantasy or modern will do
There Is a Book in Which the Main Character Is Reincarnated into an Animal. Beg on Your Knees!
I am very fond of books where the main characters abuse humans and animals, and I would like to ask everyone to recommend them.
Looking for a Story About the Heroine Dressing up as a Tiger or a Leopard?
You don't need foxes, cats, and rabbits as pets. Too many will make it boring.
Have You Ever Traveled Through Time and Turned into an Animal, a Fluffy One?
So plush and super cute
Please Write a Fast-Travel Story with a Small Animal as the Protagonist, Don't Turn into a Human, a Healing Story
After reading so many furry stories, have you ever seen a quick-travel story where the main character is a cute little animal, turning into a different little animal to heal different people in each story? (Anything from ancient to modern interstellar background is acceptable)
Please Travel Through Animal Stories Quickly
The protagonist accidentally turns into various animals and travels through various worlds. It doesn't matter whether there is a system or not. I just want to find animal stories, but it doesn't require fast travel. The book is in short supply. Urgent! ! ! ! !






































I started writing this book in 20231023, starting with the battlefield kitten (thank you Si Ming for sharing the screenshot in Chapter 5, I saw the video of crying [crying], and I wrote it after I cried), and then I opened my mind and wrote a long list of animals. I thought it would be completed in 200,000 words, but I did not expect that it will get longer and longer, and it is expected to be a million words [currently in the process of drafting]. Although the current double-digit monthly manuscript fee makes people laugh or cry, I am very grateful to everyone for your support and support, and it warms my heart [send heartfelt]. The book is a blend of reality and fiction. It contains my own life experience, hearsay stories, wild imagination, and popular content on Douyin. I'm glad you like it. I'll keep writing, and you guys keep reading [Blow Kiss] Life is not easy, more wealth means more than billions [Sending Hearts]
The article is funny and thought-provoking, and the story is absurd and bizarre. Especially the kitten chapter, with the war raging and gunpowder smoke everywhere, reminded me of the crow chapter in Syria [almost crying], which describes the current situation of the contemporary elderly people who stay in the nest. The father always loves his children deeply, and the other chapters are very good.
Yes, well written. The theme is to guide people to do good, which is different from the mainstream of Tomato's cool articles now. Overall, he said that evil will be rewarded with evil, and good will be rewarded with good. I think the best thing he wrote is the promotion of maternal love. Corresponding to the discrimination against women in real society. In my opinion, words such as "motherhood" and so on are discriminatory against women. We have never said on the Internet or in the country that fathers are responsible for their duties, or that children with fathers are like treasures. These words in praise of maternal love are a kind of praise but more of a kind of discrimination. They appear to impose responsibilities on women, so now men can take responsibility as a matter of course. To use the simplest analogy, an irresponsible mother gets scolded more than an irresponsible father online. If women want true equality, the first thing they have to do is to completely erase the words "motherhood is a tough thing" from the bottom of their hearts. Why can foreign women do that kind of thing like men? I think a large part of it is because they don't have the phrase "mother is strong". I hope that one day the word "motherhood" can be mentioned in the national news as "parenthood".
It's very interesting. The gender is random, the race is random, the experiences are good and bad, there are accidents, and the death is also very random and reasonable. There are not so many invincible and amazing people. It makes me feel that life is boring and I want to be the protagonist in a book [Please update] [Send my heart] [Top post]
It's a very good novel. Except for the long name, there is nothing wrong with it. Don't let the name fool you. This book is quite interesting, not funny, but it seems like a simple story, but it is thought-provoking!
I feel that the book becomes more and more flavorful the more I write it, and there is always an indescribable feeling when I see the living beings described in the book. Maybe this is life. Moreover, the author's writing style is quite good, and it feels like reading famous books such as The Ordinary World and Old Stories in the South of the City.
If it matches the radio wave, it can reach five stars. If it fails to match the radio wave, it will reach three to four and a half stars. In the early stage, it was a little absurd, like a black comedy, but this characteristic was still reflected when it turned into daily life later. After all, the beginning of this article sets the tone that the protagonist is guilty, and the protagonist is not a self-atoning person, he is just an ordinary person who needs to be reformed. The author's words and writing style are relatively gentle and straightforward, which seems to be more consistent from the perspective of this article. Animals may not necessarily behave like this, but animal novels will, because the animals in animal novels are given the author's cognition, so it can be said that the text and perspective are consistent.
New book? Leave a paw print, so far it's nice and warm. Support it. Come on Really good~keep squatting~
This book can be summarized as "animals in one generation, animals in hundreds of generations." "A Beast's Way of Atonement"
I feel like this book is almost a masterpiece.
The little animals are so cute. Forgive me for not being able to speak. I thought it was a funny article before I clicked on it, but it turned out to be so heartwarming! [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] I learned some strange little knowledge (′o`)
It's so good to watch, so good to watch. It's like 100 ways to die after I turned into an animal. Each one has its own weird author. Now he can do two pictures a day. Next time the author is older, he can do three pictures a day. Maybe five pictures a day, no, ten pictures a day. I believe I will see it in my lifetime. The story is generally warm, but if the tear point is low, it is indeed a little sad. I really didn't expect toads to die so casually.
It's really great. The author's writing is very pyrotechnic, warm and humorous. It combines the reincarnation elements of the new era web novels while depicting human life from the perspective of various strange little animals. Each simple story contains the warmth and helplessness of life. The angle is very unique, and it is one of the few novels that is made up of the trivial aspects of life that I can still read.
The short stories are connected one after another, which is quite interesting. The transition between the early and late stages is a bit fast, and the length of getting along with people will be more lively and interesting. It is suitable for listening carefully in a quiet environment, otherwise you will not be able to listen.
It's so nice and I like it [Adoration], especially the two articles about Parrot and White Jade Toad, they are written sincerely and realistically [Sending my heart] [Sending my heart], please order more [Sending my heart] [Please give me more updates]
I like it very much, I hope the author keeps the style
Wonderful story, warm life, warm author, and lively protagonist. Forgive me for being a poor writer. All in all, this is a very good novel. Good luck to the author! !
Cheers to the new author and a five-star review.
This book is very good and interesting. It gave me a feeling, the feeling that all living beings have no form at all. I am all things, all things are me. Xiao Huang, Panda, and many other animals in the world seem to make me unconsciously immerse myself in the real world, which I feel helpless and fond of! Write more, author, I really like it!
The previous writing is quite substantial, and some chapters are thought-provoking. I don't feel bad for Wang Defa, come on, work hard, it's been 70 or 80 lifetimes After doing this, you will be reincarnated as a good man again [makes a face]
This is a very cute, cute, but full of positive energy book. The central idea is that you must be a good person, otherwise haha, just read the book and you will know [laughs][thinking]
This way of writing is indeed possible. When you can't continue editing or can't think of anything, you can directly cut to the next animal.
It's very interesting. I didn't expect to see such a good book on Tomato. Unfortunately, I was put off by the title. This kind of book title is not very popular on Tomato. I only read Shuangwen.
Hehe, the story is very sweet. The protagonist is not always male or female. I think it is quite interesting. For example, it is quite nice to be pampered by her husband after becoming a female. But some stories are well written in the front, but not in the back. . .
It's beautiful, please give me more, I love watching it [Admiration] The characters are well written and quite heartwarming [love] The active author is also very cute [sending heart]
Very good, very good, very good!
Interesting and useful book
Really super pretty Why is such a beautiful thing rated so low? I'm not willing to accept it.
Just like a bowl of home cooking. It's very fragrant, but it also smells like home
Warmth, bitterness, and taste of life from an animal perspective