I Just Want to Slack Off. Why Are You Asking Me to Serve My Country and Its People?

Name: I Just Want to Slack Off. Why Are You Asking Me to Serve My Country and Its People?
Author: A Cup of Kung Fu Tea

我只想摆烂，你让我为国为民？

by A Cup of Kung Fu Tea (一杯功夫茶)

Status: Completed
Length: 927k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical & Ancient
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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History + alternate setting + harem + lighthearted fun + political intrigue! Transmigrated into the body of a useless marquis, he has a father who guards the frontier with a mighty army, a mother who does business across the land and is richer than a nation, an eldest brother who is peerlessly brave, and a second brother who is a master strategist. What should he do? Raise an army and rebel to become emperor? Fight across the realm for his country and people? Of course not. He'll live a carefree life, take his many lovely companions sightseeing, sample every fine wine and delicacy, and raise a big, happy family. Who would dare stand in his way? He'll wipe out your entire family without a second thought!

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A Family of Loyal Heroes, Yet I'd Rather Be a Lazy Spendthrift满门忠烈，不如我咸鱼败家Former title · until Oct 2026

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