You Hired Me as a Security Guard, and I Ran Off with All the Rich Women in the Neighborhood

[Meme-Making + Fun-Lover + Lots of Beauties + Lighthearted Daily Life]

Lin Yu transmigrated to a parallel world and found himself taking part in the reality show "Three Hundred and Sixty Trades." He drew the occupation of security guard at random.

Resident: "I paid to hire you as a security guard. Was that so you could play games all day?"

Lin Yu: "My salary is 3,500. If I'm not playing games, am I supposed to beat up the residents?"

Outside the gate, a small car went flying and ended up perched upright in a tree.

Lin Yu: "Sir, parking isn't allowed here!"

A beautiful twenty-year-old woman in a tight delivery uniform, with heavy makeup: "You called a female delivery driver 'delivery guy.' Isn't that sexist?"

Lin Yu: "Oh, sorry, Miss Delivery Driver."

Netizens thought Lin Yu was only good for making jokes, just a loser who liked to fool around.

Until one day, one stylish young rich woman after another eagerly asked him out to dinner, and some even confessed to him in public.

The sweet and adorable campus belle, the haughty heiress, the cool and aloof CEO, the gorgeous and badass policewoman...

Netizens were stunned!

"We told you to be a security guard, and you went and stole all the rich women in the neighborhood?!"