A husband often complained to his wife that his boss was incompetent and was driving the company to the brink of collapse, so they couldn’t even pay bonuses. One day, a colleague came over and heard him ranting about the boss. Astonished, the colleague quietly asked, “But don’t you get a bonus every month? How come…?” He quickly cut the colleague off and whispered, “If I don’t complain about the boss, who’s going to pay for the mahjong games I play with you guys?”