Synopsis: (Master of Playing It Safe + Afraid of Death + No Female Lead + Everyday Comedy)
Su Changsheng transmigrates to another world, awakens a System, and gains a thousand years of life.
But the System bound to him is malicious: its goal is to collect the souls of transmigrators.
To stay alive, Su Changsheng decides to play it safe and outlive everyone, including the System.
At twenty:
A certain demon beast thinks, “Waaaah, why are you stabbing me in the butt?”
Su Changsheng, holding a bucket, says, “Because I feel like it!”
At forty:
A rutting wild boar says, “Sweetheart, don’t run. Let me have a good look at you.”
Su Changsheng takes off running. “Get lost, you bastard!”
Three thousand years later, Su Changsheng has outlived everyone and become the only person in the universe.
(The synopsis doesn’t do it justice. Go read the story!)
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