I Have Survived for Three Thousand Years, but the System Has Never Been Able to Survive Me.

Introduction: (King Gou + fear of death + no heroine + daily comedy) Su Changsheng traveled to another world, awakened the system, and gained a thousand years of life. Unexpectedly, the system he was bound to was poisonous, and its purpose was to collect the souls of travelers. In order to survive, Su Changsheng decided to become King Gou and kill everyone, including the system. Twenty years old A certain monster said in his heart: "Uuuuuuuuuuah, why are you poking your butt?" Su Changsheng held the bucket and said, "I'm happy!" Forty years old Wild boar in heat: "Baby, don't run away, let me take care of you." Su Changsheng ran away: "Fuck you, uncle, get out!" Three thousand years later, Su Changsheng overcame everyone and became a human being in the universe. (The introduction is too weak, let's move on to the main text!)