Anime System: My Childhood Friend, My Little Sister

Guys, you have no idea! My System is a rabid shipper, and the bond between me and my childhood friend Wan’er is its greatest source of joy!

After transmigrating as a good-for-nothing, Xia Yu thought he’d use his System to make a comeback and reach the pinnacle of life. Instead, the [Heaven-Spanning Bond System] told him, “Forget it. Whether you unlock anime powers depends entirely on whether your Wan’er is willing to smile at you!”

“Wan’er says your cooking is delicious. Bond value +30, unlocks the Death Scythe (with automatic vegetable-chopping function)!”

“Wan’er thinks your boxing practice is too noisy. Bond value -10, your Death Scythe turns into a kitchen knife that can’t even cut meat!”

“Wan’er hugs you of her own accord. Bond value +100, unlocks the ultimate combo skill, Heaven-Spanning Sweet Fist. Villains hit by it spin in place and say, ‘So sweet!’”

Anime rifts appear, and villains from all sorts of worlds cross over to cause trouble. But this lovable duo leaves them all completely rattled:

The Akatsuki: “We’re cold-blooded villains, not here to watch you two be lovey-dovey!”

The pirate hunters: “Losing is one thing, but now we’re being force-fed sugar too? We can’t fight like this!”

Xia Yu: “Can’t help it. My Wan’er is a walking combat-power switch~”

Wan’er: “Yu, buy me another candied hawthorn skewer, and I’ll give you 50 bond points so you can unlock the Rubber Fruit and send them flying!”

This is a heartwarming journey of protection, full of laughter. The anime powers are both funny and practical, and the childhood-friend interactions are sickeningly sweet. The motto is simple: “Keep your little sister happy, and the world is yours.” It’s equal parts comedy and action. After reading, you’ll only want to say: Give me a dozen Systems like this!