Clan Cultivation: I Own an Arsenal

[Irreverent cultivation + farming + one heroine + lighthearted + hilarious + decisive and ruthless + no holier-than-thou protagonist = daily updates]

After staying up for two and a half days, Chu Junchen transmigrated into the cultivation world and bound himself to a high-tech weapons arsenal, gaining all kinds of advanced weaponry. Barrett rifles, Desert Eagles, rocket launchers, planet-destroying cannons: you name it, he has it!

“I’ve got a submachine gun that can mow down Qi Refining cultivators!”

“I’ve got a Gatling gun that can make Foundation Establishment experts look like nothing!”

“I’ve got an electromagnetic cannon that can blast Golden Core ancestors to smithereens!”

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“I’ve got a planet-destroying cannon. Immortal Emperor, care to meet your end?”

As countless demons invaded and everyone trembled in fear, Chu Junchen climbed into his Gundam and calmly lit a cigarette.

“The root of all fear is insufficient firepower! Sir, times have changed!”

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