Trending: Top-tier star and cute girl-next-door panda Feifei is fighting for her life after food poisoning!
Not long afterward, a livestream of Feifei the panda appears on a platform, and the internet erupts.
Commenters: Fake, fake! It has to be a scam!
A moment later: “Oh my gosh, that smile and those hamster lips are definitely my adorable Feifei! Auntie loves you and will protect you with her life, Feifei!”
Feifei is an adorable giant panda with a hamster face and a smiling mouth. Known as the nation’s darling star, she is adored by netizens everywhere. After accidentally eating food fed to her by a tourist and nearly dying, she binds to a melodrama System and transmigrates to the parallel world of the Great Xia Dynasty.
As soon as she arrives, Feifei is plunged into danger. Japanese pirates surround her village, her adoptive parents are killed, and her own life hangs by a thread. Feifei decides to fight back: she won’t be a panda until she wipes out the pirates!
The Japanese pirates surrounding her wear wooden clogs and little mustaches. With flat features, big noses, and small eyes, they are hideous to behold.
The two leer and lick their lips, repeating: “Yoshi, yoshi, pretty girl, come work for us.”
Netizen Rainy Day: Buddhas, Jesus Christ, Allah, all the gods, Li Yunlong, Qi Jiguang, Zheng Chenggong! Ancestors, please come help us fight the Japanese!
How could Feifei put up with something so disgusting? She gives him a slap and sends him off to start his life over.
A whole group of Japanese pirates chase Feifei around the village. What should she do?
Answer: Just bury them!
Aunties, welcome to little panda Feifei’s world! Join the helpful netizens in coming up with plans for Feifei and fighting the Japanese pirates!
