The Little Taoist Who Catches Ghosts and the Happy Little Taoist

I was born with yin and yang eyes, but I have been an atheist for twenty years. Until that day, a shrill scream came from the old house - when he opened the door, he saw a whole human skin hanging on the beam dripping with blood. I silently took out my mobile phone: "Master, the part-time job you were talking about as a ghost hunter has five insurances and one housing fund, including food and accommodation, right?" There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment: "... First recite the "God's Mantra for Purifying Heaven and Earth", and use a Bluetooth headset to teach you remotely." When the man's skin suddenly burst open and he rushed towards me with a bloody mouth, I said calmly: "Wait a minute, Master, is there a charge for the spell? Can I use Alipay?"