The Little Taoist Ghost Hunter: The Happy Little Taoist

I was born with Yin-Yang Eyes, yet spent twenty years as an atheist. That changed the day a piercing scream came from the old house. I opened the door and saw an entire human skin hanging from the rafters, dripping blood. I calmly took out my phone. “Master, that ghost-hunting side job you mentioned comes with insurance and room and board, right?”

There was a moment of silence on the other end. “...First, recite the Divine Incantation for Purifying Heaven and Earth. Put on your Bluetooth earbuds, and I’ll teach you remotely.”

When the human skin suddenly split open into a bloody maw and lunged at me, I calmly said, “Just a second, Master. Do you charge for the incantation? Can I pay with Alipay?”