[No Logic + Read Without Thinking + Face-Slapping + Ridiculous Hysteria]
Yu Shu transmigrated into a book.
From the start, she went completely off the rails, exposing major industry gossip in front of the whole country.
“The movie director is cheating, and he has a three-month-old child on the side!”
“The producers under him hold auditions for concubines. They have a whole process!”
She was bound to a company with a predatory contract, and her agent sent her onto a dating reality show.
Everyone else was busy showing off their charms and attracting the opposite sex.
The sweet, innocent actress said, “I’ve never been in a relationship before.”
Yu Shu counted on her fingers. “I don’t even need to read your birth chart. You’re destined to get divorced three times in this life!”
The hottest star around said, “I’ve never even held a girl’s hand, let alone had my first kiss.”
Yu Shu gave a wicked smile. “Oh? So the condoms in your clothes are for your dog?”
“If lowering your head only makes them push their luck, then raise it and stop at nothing!”
“Why should I cover my ears? I’d rather tear their mouths apart!”
“Give them too many smiles, and they’ll take advantage of you!”
One day, a famous industry paparazzo caught Yu Shu passionately kissing a three-time Golden Award-winning actor on the street. Their relationship was rumored to have been exposed.
Fans: Am I seeing things? The little nobody everyone hates is dating our darling? Break up with her right now!
Yu Shu V: “Sorry, he’s my husband. @Qiao Sicheng V”
Qiao Sicheng V: “Legally protected. We’ll never break up.” // Repost: Yu Shu V: …
Attached was a wedding photo. The movie emperor’s eyes were fixed on Yu Shu, overflowing with love.
Netizens: !?! Is it April Fool’s Day?
As night fell, everyone set off fireworks in the back garden, and the guests and program staff also sent their blessings. Happiness is nothing more than that.