[A fairly traditional transmigration story set in an alternate history. No System, not a wish-fulfillment novel. The plot drags, there's a lot of padding, and it has plenty of landmines. Read with caution!]
What? Father is dead! Now that's good news!
Pass down the order: from now on, I, Oda Nobunaga, am in charge!
What the heck? My younger brother has rebelled!
Oh, then just cut him down when you catch him.
What did you say? The big thug from the neighboring village is coming to punish me?
No need to panic. Keep the music playing and keep dancing...
Asai Nagamasa, my dear little brother, I married my own sister off to you so you could stab me in the back?
Mitsuhide, go take a look! Are there any enemies left at Honnoji...
Brother, please give me one more chapter. I'm dying. Please, brother. I feel like there are ants crawling on my body. I feel like I'm shaking all over. I can't breathe. Please, brother, just give me one more chapter. Just one more chapter. I'll never touch it again. Please, brother. Really, just one chapter. I swear I'll never touch this thing again. I really can't bear it anymore.
Okay, make it longer next time