This story has a bit of a brain-cell-depleting vibe, so please brace yourself. I’m a new author and may not be very good at writing. Please don’t mind any typos, just leave a comment to let me know.
[Cultivation story + a little comedy + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast]
[Don’t worry about those unimportant forms of address.]
After getting into college, Xia Ling got into a car accident on her way there. She died.
Xia Ling: A cool breeze blows by...
Wait, it seems she didn’t actually die. She transmigrated into a novel called Let’s Cultivate Together! as a random character with the same name. Along with her came Jia Jia, the System, who told her she could go home if she just stayed alive until the end.
But in the novel, she was killed by a villainess surrounded by a whole crowd of simps, who stole her life-bound sword.
Xia Ling: “You stupid bitch, stay away from me.”
In the end, she resolved to avoid the villainess, ditch her principles, and enjoy her freedom.
Xia Ling: “I’m going to be the wind, free and wild.”
Then, in an accident, the original female lead’s sly old mentor lured her into his sect, forcing her to join the female lead’s sect, Qingyue Sect.
Xia Ling: “My name is Xia Ling. I’m ‘serious.’ Actually, I want to die...”
Then she took the female lead’s junior-sister spot, expecting the female lead to pick on her at every turn. Instead, the female lead took her along for the ride.
Xia Ling: “Something’s off. Very, very off.”
Break
Ye Fanchen: “Junior Sister, go practice your sword.”
Xia Ling: “No.”
Ye Fanchen drags her off by force.
Ye Fanchen: “Junior Sister, want to go out on an adventure?”
Xia Ling: “No.”
Then her senior brothers and sisters drag her off by force.
Xia Ling: “...For fuck’s sake.”
Villainess: “How’s my sword? Pretty, right?”
Xia Ling: “Something’s off. This stupid bitch is trying to steal mine too...”
Come on author! I'm the same age as you, come on, I'm optimistic about you.