Oh No, My Doomsday System Has Another Bug

[No CP] + [Apocalypse] + [System] + [Besties Taking on the World] A heads-up: This is mainly a feel-good power fantasy, with humor on the side. The golden finger is huge and powerful, so the main goal is to let you relax and give your brain a break. [Brain Storage Area…] “Hey, System, can you get it together? Why do you keep bugging out? At a crucial moment like this, you're literally trying to get me killed!” “Oh, Host, don't panic! When other Systems bug out, it can be deadly, but when I do it, that's not the case! Quick, check the System page. There's a surprise waiting for you~~~~” “You've got to be kidding me! Where did all those points I worked so hard to save go? Spit them out right now~~~~” System: … “System energy critically low. Initiating hibernation and recharge mode. Hibernation countdown: three, two, one!” “System, don't you dare try to fool me! You always count down from ten!” “Hibernation countdown: ten, nine, eight…” Fang Tongyue: “…” You really are a genius. Oh, no, a System genius!