A Simp? No! The Green-Tea Vixens Are My Playthings

Name: A Simp? No! The Green-Tea Vixens Are My Playthings
Author: It's Little Lang

舔狗？不！绿茶渣女才是我的玩物

by It's Little Lang (是小朗呀)

Status: Completed
Length: 164k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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System + Lighthearted, Funny Slice of Life + Light Novel + Sweet Romance + Multiple Heroines + Fluff + Sci-Fi Within Sci-Fi Also known as I’m Really a Pure-Hearted Boy! and I Sold Myself Out for the Rewards P.S. None of the heroines are scheming green teas, and there are sister-related elements. This is not a one-heroine story!!! Not a one-heroine story!! If that’s not your thing, don’t read! Fang Yuan only wanted to keep his head down and be a decent, honest guy. Then a Good Guy Card System dropped into his lap. Whenever someone gives him a “good guy card,” he gets a generous reward! So the honest Fang Yuan starts deliberately getting close to green tea girls, scumbags, and player queens. Everyone around him thinks he’s a lovesick simp. Only he knows he’s doing it all for the rewards! “Fang Yuan, I’m sorry, but you’re a good guy…” “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve received a Good Guy Card. Your reward has been issued~” “Great! Hahahahahaha!” Seeing Fang Yuan laugh after being rejected, the onlookers feel even sorrier for him. “Poor Fang Yuan, those green teas and bad girls have him wrapped around their fingers…” But when the green teas who gave him Good Guy Cards see the simp they once looked down on suddenly transform into the Prince Charming of their dreams, they all lose their composure. Green Tea No. 1: “Fang Yuan! I know you love me!” Fang Yuan: “Who are you?” Green Tea No. 2: “Fang Yuan, I was wrong. I was only testing you!” Fang Yuan: “Being a tool is such a pain!”

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