Do You Lick the Evergreen Tree Among Dogs and Play Affectionately in Private?

Love VarietySchool BeautyhilariousLive Broadcast The affectionate patriarch Gu Yi traveled to a parallel world, signed up to participate in a campus love variety show, and started having unlimited sex! Host: "Classmate, you were once an evergreen tree among dog lickers and a pillar among jokers. How did you complete a one-night counterattack and become the number one scumbag in Jiangnan University? Such a supreme honor?" Gu Yi: "No, Sir, you are so smooth-talking. You want to take the postgraduate entrance examination. Please allow me to reiterate... The former licking dog is dead. Now please call me the most affectionate person in Jiang University, Brother Yi!" Barrage: [Okay, the number one scumbag in Jiang University, Brother Yi! Blonde female guest: "Hello, I heard that you are good at English. I am bad at Chinese. I am a combination of Chinese and Western. Can you form a team with me?" Gu Yi: "No!" "Why?" Gu Yi: "Because you didn't fill in the dog-licking application form I sent before, and now you want to find me through the back door, then I tell you there's no way!" Female guest: I won't record it anymore, I won't record it anymore! Female guest with lordosis and kyphosis: "Can I do that? I've already filled out the application form you sent." Gu Yi: "Well, yes, your conditions are good, but it's still not good." "Why can't I do that too?" Gu Yi: "I don't like coquettish people. I just love you. We probably don't get along!" Female guest: I'm sick, I'm the purest in the world. The remaining goddesses in black stockings, innocent school girls, and almost all the female guests came to Gu Yi to form a team. No surprise, reject them all! The other male guests present stomped their feet in anger! Until Ye Keyi arrived, "Gu Yi, can I team up with you?" "You? Then I'll think about it!"