[A comedy novel, a livestreaming novel, with some police station antics thrown in.]
A down-on-his-luck young man who can’t afford rent becomes a restaurant-review streamer, and his viewers tell him to check out a bathhouse.
Zhang Yang: “Hey, I’m a model citizen. I don’t do anything illegal.”
“What? You’re sending gifts? Well, in that case, maybe I can make an exception.”
On his first trip to a bathhouse, he gets caught up in an anti-prostitution raid and hauled off to a holding cell.
After he gets out, he switches to reviewing restaurants. “What? You use gutter oil?”
Not convinced, he checks out the restaurant next door. “What? You work with the place next door, and they use your leftover gutter oil, while you damn well use poppy seeds?”
I’m done! Who needs to be a restaurant-review streamer? I’m switching to lifestyle experiences.
On his first day, he tries fishing for a day. His goal is to catch a hundred-jin fish, tell the other anglers they’re all amateurs, and then release the fish right in front of them.
Zhang Yang: “Look what I caught! A young lady who jumped into the river to kill herself! She weighs exactly a hundred jin. She should be fine, right?”
Years later,
“Mr. Zhang, what do you have to say about being named Dongjiang City’s Outstanding Citizen?”
“I have no idea! I’m just a small-time streamer.”
It's quite fun, perfect for watching while lying on the bed
Reality is often more magical than fiction. The results of these situations encountered in novels are so satisfying that they are unacceptable. Realistic magical cases are right in front of us. Anyway, I've read cool articles. If I see something poisonous, I'll add experience points.
Not bad, you can lie down and watch it