The Reborn Matriarch Vows to Snap Her Love-Brained Self Awake

What? What! I’ve just been reborn, and my second son, the idiot, is threatening to hang himself unless he can marry the transmigrator who sold out the country in his previous life?

Xia Yuewan exclaimed, “Someone, serve the meal!”

Would his hanging himself stop me from eating? No.

My clueless eldest son has just come home from school and brought back a white lotus who wants to sell herself to pay for her father’s funeral, insisting he make her his concubine?

Xia Yuewan nodded without hesitation. “Sure. You can both pack your things and get out. You can support your own concubine yourself.”

My naive little daughter refuses to marry anyone but the scumbag crown prince and nearly gets tricked into giving him both her heart and her virtue?

Xia Yuewan sighed. “Someone, close the gates and let the marquis in.”