Life Is So Dull, I’ll Go Mad and Take Out the Male Side Character!

[Warning! Put your brain in the freezer before reading this novel.]

[No logic or intelligence anywhere in the whole story.]

[Double goofballs + Both virgins + Dating reality show + A showcase of cringe behavior]

The heroine, Zhang Wei, transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder female side character. When in doubt, she went berserk. Her motto in life: Put shit on a mop, and even Lu Bu would be back in action.

Netizens: "Who is this woman? I don't know her."

"You can use money to get close to me, silly."

Netizens: "I hate her. I even hate the male supporting character she's paired with."

"If you hit him, you won't be able to hit me."

It took her ages to finally get famous.

Fans: "Gold always shines!"

"But I'm iron, buddy."

Fans: "What little animals does Brother Wei like?"

"Lots. Fried chicken, roast duck, and fish stew, for example."

Popular idol: "I like you."

"Thank you."

"I really like you."

"I really do thank you."

Blockbuster star: "Can I pursue you?"

"Pursue me~ If you catch me~ I'll hold a party to celebrate your catching me."

Affectionate puppy-like guy: "Let's get together, sis!"

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that this time. Don't say it again, okay?"

The CEO chased her tearfully for eight years, then finally got down on one knee.

"It's not about the memories. I will always love the fact that you exist in this world."