Invincible, Yet a Little Worse for Wear

[Invincible] + [no female lead] + [carefree] + [no romantic tension]

Li Musheng had been lying flat for five years after achieving financial freedom. It took just one night to lie himself stiff. He thought that in his next life he might finally get his wish and be a rock. But after his death, his soul transmigrated to the cultivation world, where he was reborn as a human once again. Much to his dismay, he had lost the means to lie flat. He had no spiritual roots, and was just about to end this life…

“Ding, ding.”

Two mechanical chimes sounded.

“Hm?”

“Why were there two?”