Urban+Funny+No heroine but a scumbag
Ye Ziming, who had just been discharged from a mental hospital, unexpectedly participated in a live broadcast exhibition match as a Didi driver.
Passenger: Master, you just ran a red light. Points will be deducted.
Leaf name: Points deducted? You need a driver's license.
Passenger: How dare you drive without a driver's license? !
Name of the leaf: It's okay, drinking makes you cowardly!
Passenger: ... I want to get off! ! !
Ye Ziming: What kind of car are you getting off? The brakes are broken. Hurry up and go down a steep slope! ! !
Reader comments
After reading these chapters, I looked solemn, bowed my head deeply, silently turned off my phone, stood up, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of 1982 collector's edition Sprite, held it tightly in my hand, and slowly walked to the window. The scenery outside the window was a bit dim, just like my current mood, heavy, very heavy, gradually Gradually, it started to rain lightly in the gray sky outside. Why, my vision was blurred. I don't know whether it was me crying or the rain was getting heavier. It might be both. My mood became even more melancholy. I could no longer suppress the emotions in my heart. I opened the window and shouted to the outside: Who am I looking down on in just a few chapters?
Author, the Guinness record is typing 807 letters per minute. Calculating that each Chinese character requires six letters, you can type approximately 134 words per minute. Since you are not the holder, we will calculate it as 100 words per minute. According to WHO standards, a person's healthy sleep time is eight hours, and you spend about two hours eating every day, and then 20 minutes for going to the toilet, 40 minutes for washing, one hour for exercise, two hours for inspiration, and another hour for fishing in a daze, and you should have nine hours for typing. Typing 50,000 words is not a problem, according to
Each chapter has 2,000 words, so there should be 25 chapters, but you only put so much content every day, what's going on? Honestly, are you going to direct it?
The donkeys in the production team didn't dare to act like that, so they quickly got up and coded!
Is it possible that the lack of a female protagonist means that there is no female protagonist, rather than that the protagonist is an ascetic male god?
Not bad, very comfortable to watch
Good guy, you are this good guy, awesome
Not bad, why do you need a 5-word comment?
It's good-looking, really good-looking, especially the part dealing with the inner part, it's really cool
Excellent. How crazy can the author be to write such a character? After all, books are the author's heart...
You are a driver, why are you sending people to hell?
Protein powder is so delicious
Xiaobai's cool writing needs to ignore point-of-view logic.
The plot is smooth, sandbox style, and the jokes are a bit excessive, but overall it's okay.
All in all, three and a half to four and a half stars.
The author is a talent
If nothing unexpected happens, the author will enter the palace [eat melon]
That's it? It's not enough. It fully explains what it means to have a mental patient with broad ideas. It's funny and sullen. It's like a love letter from my dream.
2024.6.17 (End)
Very good
Come on, author [like][like][like]
The author's personal experience is worth reading
Good looking, indeed a talent
This book is very good
Hurry up, hurry up, or I'll give you a picture.
It's almost the same as those live broadcasts and then live, it's not bad
It's so beautiful. I hope the author can continue to write well [Like][Like][Like][Like]
After reading these chapters, I looked solemn, bowed my head deeply, silently turned off my phone, stood up, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of 1982 collector's edition Sprite, held it tightly in my hand, and slowly walked to the window. The scenery outside the window was a bit dim, just like my current mood, heavy, very heavy, gradually Gradually, it started to rain lightly in the gray sky outside. Why, my vision was blurred. I don't know whether it was me crying or the rain was getting heavier. It might be both. My mood became even more melancholy. I could no longer suppress the emotions in my heart. I opened the window and shouted to the outside: Who am I looking down on in just a few chapters?
Author, the Guinness record is typing 807 letters per minute. Calculating that each Chinese character requires six letters, you can type approximately 134 words per minute. Since you are not the holder, we will calculate it as 100 words per minute. According to WHO standards, a person's healthy sleep time is eight hours, and you spend about two hours eating every day, and then 20 minutes for going to the toilet, 40 minutes for washing, one hour for exercise, two hours for inspiration, and another hour for fishing in a daze, and you should have nine hours for typing. Typing 50,000 words is not a problem, according to Each chapter has 2,000 words, so there should be 25 chapters, but you only put so much content every day, what's going on? Honestly, are you going to direct it? The donkeys in the production team didn't dare to act like that, so they quickly got up and coded!
Is it possible that the lack of a female protagonist means that there is no female protagonist, rather than that the protagonist is an ascetic male god?
Not bad, very comfortable to watch
Good guy, you are this good guy, awesome
Not bad, why do you need a 5-word comment?
It's good-looking, really good-looking, especially the part dealing with the inner part, it's really cool
Excellent. How crazy can the author be to write such a character? After all, books are the author's heart...
You are a driver, why are you sending people to hell? Protein powder is so delicious Xiaobai's cool writing needs to ignore point-of-view logic. The plot is smooth, sandbox style, and the jokes are a bit excessive, but overall it's okay. All in all, three and a half to four and a half stars.
The author is a talent
If nothing unexpected happens, the author will enter the palace [eat melon]
That's it? It's not enough. It fully explains what it means to have a mental patient with broad ideas. It's funny and sullen. It's like a love letter from my dream.
2024.6.17 (End) Very good Come on, author [like][like][like]
The author's personal experience is worth reading
Good looking, indeed a talent
This book is very good
Hurry up, hurry up, or I'll give you a picture.
It's almost the same as those live broadcasts and then live, it's not bad
It's so beautiful. I hope the author can continue to write well [Like][Like][Like][Like]
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, hahahahaha
Not bad, my imagination is okay.
♡A ♡ little ♡ little ♡ fun ♡ fun♡
What a talent, so pretty
Good looking, but a bit short
This is good, this is good
Keep up the good work, author.
Help you raise your score [got it]
Author, support me
Not bad, good looking
Why is he such a scumbag? One woman is good to many women [Chigua]