Good Heavens! Why Does That Immortal Have So Many Exes?

Name: Good Heavens! Why Does That Immortal Have So Many Exes?
Author: Lin Xin Tong

天呀！那位长生者怎么那么多前任

by Lin Xin Tong (林心瞳)

Status: Completed
Length: 426k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Su Bai is an immortal, and immortality really is as lonely as snow.

To relieve his loneliness, he descended from the mountain three times, and each time he had a different encounter.

He once raised a little chick. Time passed, and she eventually became a top demon emperor in her own right.

He once took in a clingy little beggar. Time flew by, and she eventually became the peerless empress of the current dynasty.

He once traveled to the Deep Blue Sea, where the supreme princess kept a place for him in her heart for a thousand years...

But when he descended from the mountain for the fourth time, the wheels of fate spun themselves into a frenzy. His obsessive ex-girlfriends from the past all came looking for him, fighting over who would bear his children...

They grew jealous of one another and came to blows!

What should he do?

Help, please! It's urgent!!

Other names

After a Thousand Years in Hiding, I Have Way Too Many Ex-Girlfriends苟了千年的我，前女友太多了Former title · until Oct 2026

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