I Slapped Zeus to Death, and You Call Me a Shaman?

Name: I Slapped Zeus to Death, and You Call Me a Shaman?
Author: Little Stone in the Mortal World

一巴掌拍死宙斯，你说我跳大神？

by Little Stone in the Mortal World (红尘小石头)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 123k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[The gods descend upon the world, and China enters an age without gods.]

I walk the earth as a god, crossing the shattered Three Realms to eliminate the supernatural and slay every foreign god, and to resurrect the gods of China.

Many visions often appear in my mind:

A giant as large as a star, [the white-haired Great Sage Equal to Heaven], [the Supreme Sage Taishang] cleaved in two, [the Buddha Tathagata] crushed in the grip of a giant hand, [the Great God Pangu] forced to self-destruct.

I have been to [Flower-Fruit Mountain]. I have reached [Kunlun]. I departed from [Jade Lake]. I appeared at [Vulture Peak], all to seek a glimmer of hope.

Zeus, Shiva, Izanami: none of them can withstand a single move from me.

But I know they are not my true enemies.

I take the Heavenly Dao as my underling, Athena as my maid, and God sets up a stall at my door. I slap Zeus to death, become sworn brothers with Sun Wukong, and count the Demon Ancestor among my friends. I chat with Pangu, while Amaterasu, the sun goddess of little Sakura, tidies my house. That Shiva from Tianzhu? Go raise cows for me.

[China Without Gods] [No Female Lead] [the Myriad Worlds] [No System] [Invincible] [Reborn] [Divine Invasion] [Otherworldly Invasion] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Wish-Fulfillment Novel]

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