Five Thousand Years of a Panda

"Please, the dark circles under my eyes are really the result of five thousand years of not sleeping. It doesn't matter what makeup or genes. Are you looking down on me?" "Okay, okay, okay, Ben Xiong quits, I love so and so!" "What! You want to bribe me with ten pounds of bamboo? Do you think I'm the same as those pandas who just want to eat every day! I'm a panda among pandas!" "Oh, he looks very majestic. From now on, you can follow me to conquer the world and take care of food and shelter." A man said arrogantly. "Thank you, I'm really convinced. I'm just waiting to die. I'll follow you all over the place. I'll leave it here today. If you have too many barbecues tonight, Ben Bear won't leave!" Said a panda standing up with a piece of grass in its mouth. "Oh, no, you are really going to die. I told you not to ride on a bear to conquer the world. Now it's okay. I'm going to eat. Oh! I'll make a small mound for you, just for the sake of it." A panda held his head with both hands and said to himself. "In the next life, stop fighting and live well. Alas, I lost my little pearl."