Unbelievable! We workers have all been infected, and the pharmaceutical companies are still profiteering from a national disaster. Can you really pay for those antigen tests and vaccines in installments?
Then disaster struck: the whole country mutated, so there was no need to worry about dumping contaminated wastewater anymore. We office workers came out on top, lying around with photosynthesis to sustain us, free to go wherever we wanted. We couldn't die, and we couldn't reproduce either, so everyone celebrated.
