Ye Lan transmigrates. In the modern world, her parents exploited her, her younger brother leeched off her, and her boss worked her to the bone. A dirt-poor nobody, unloved and uncared for, she transmigrates to ancient times and becomes a pampered little princess!
She wants to enjoy herself, and enjoy herself to the fullest! Handsome guards? Bring her a dozen! Gold, silver, jewels, and hair ornaments? Take your pick! Private riding and swimming lessons? Get them arranged!
At last, she gets to experience the life of the rich. Sure enough, it's simple, unadorned, and utterly boring (dogeza).
Ye Lan: So, who exactly kicked me into the river?!
Liao Danchen: It wasn't me. It was the dog.
Liao Danchen: I hear the princess calls me Red Boy in private.
Ye Lan: It wasn't me. It was the dog.
A guide to becoming a proper princess.
A fake princess who eats, drinks, and lazes around, waiting to die × a real fox who is good for nothing and idles away his days
(So sorry the first few chapters are a little slow. She doesn't get kicked into the river until Chapter Five!)