They Call Me Cannon Fodder: A Background Character Wandering Everywhere

My name is Cannon Fodder, and I have a passive ability called Passerby A. It’s incredibly annoying, because all sorts of troublesome things keep happening around me. The most annoying part is that I’m constantly forced to play Cupid. Couples are always being lovey-dovey right beside me. Luckily, I’m not single, since I have a passerby to keep me company, though I’m still used to wandering around on my own.

I’m always running into strange people and weird situations. Transmigrators with Systems, guys with harems, so-called protagonists with all kinds of bizarre martial arts and superpowers, an Immortal Emperor reincarnated and fooling around at school... It’s so annoying. I may hate dealing with this stuff, but I can’t just ignore it. Otherwise, innocent people around me will get hurt...

When Cannon Fodder loses his temper...

Cannon Fodder, calm down! Don’t lose your temper in the blurb!

“Narrator, get out of my way! I don’t want to stay in this story. Let me out!”

Oh, come on, you’re not the only one in this story. Look, you’ve got me, the narrator, to keep you company.

“What good is that? You’re just a narrator! These guys are driving me crazy. I’m going to wipe them out!”

Cannon Fodder, calm down! You can’t touch that person! If you do, the causal order of this world will be thrown into chaos!

After Cannon Fodder wipes him out:

“Anyway, karma can’t touch me, so what’s there to fear? Whoever comes after me, I’ll wipe them out! They shouldn’t have hurt innocent people.”

"Sigh"... Being a narrator is exhausting...