Synopsis: I’m Jiang Shu, a well-behaved 23-year-old young man, an excellent college student who doesn’t smoke, drink, or stay up late, and always gets up early. Today, on September 30, 2023, I was “kidnapped” by a house!!!
Wooden House: Thanks to your good character, fine conduct, and years of keeping yourself out of trouble, you’ve moved the heavens. We’re offering you a deluxe travel package! This chance won’t come again, so hurry and sign a contract with me to snag it, ahem, experience it!
Jiang Shu: For real?
Wooden House: Contract successfully signed.
Jiang Shu: ...I’m reporting you for child trafficking.
And so Jiang Shu began his happy and wonderful journey. Jiang Shu: Ahem, no, he didn’t!!!
Good. But it ends badly.