[Transmigration] [Fortune-Telling] [Livestreaming] [Ghost Hunting] [Crime Solving] [Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Unhinged] [Evil Gets What It Deserves] [Brain in a Vat]
Zhang Qiling couldn't tell whether he had transmigrated or been reborn. Maybe it was both?
“Dude, you've got it all wrong. Making money has nothing to do with studying. What you learn at school won't earn you a cent once you're out in the real world.”
“Master, what's the point of practicing this?”
“Don't worry about that. Just practice. Where there's a road, there's a way. When the time comes, don't come up empty-handed.”
“Huh? Oh...”
Now Zhang Qiling understood: what the hell was “Where there's a road, there's a way. When the time comes, don't come up empty-handed”? The saying was “Where there's a road, there's a way. When you reach the bridge, the boat will find its way across!” Old men who don't know their sayings are such a pain!
In his agitation, Zhang Qiling couldn't help calling out, “Master...” Ah, his head hurt again. “Ow... ow...”
“Let's see here... Chinese Fortune-Telling Network, Ziwei Astrology, Microexpression Psychology, How to Teach You PUA...” Zhang Qiling choked. After a long pause, he said with a strange look, “Uh... and a whole bunch of smut sites. Old man, aren't you worried you'll break yourself playing around like that?”
“Still got a smart mouth, huh? Come on, I'll tell your fortune first! You're in for a bloody disaster!” Zhang Qiling slapped him across the face. “Tell me, how did you know the names of my three classmates? And don't get them wrong!”
“Hahahaha! You three still have those things hanging out in the open when you go out, letting people see them... Hahahaha! I keep mine in my pocket! Hahahaha! That's hilarious, so damn hilarious!”
“Figures. The worse the school, the more rules it has!”
