My best friend said that I am naturally stupid.
She was afraid that I would be bullied when I first entered the workplace, so she enrolled me in a crash course in high emotional intelligence.
After joining the company, I strictly followed the instructions given by the crash course teacher when communicating with my colleagues and superiors.
In the first month, the president gave me a salary increase.
In the second month, the president confessed his love to me.
In the third month, I became the CEO's wife in a daze.