On the Night My Clan Was Wiped Out, I Joined an Anime Crossover Chat Group

[Meme-filled nonsense, abstract humor, fast-paced pure wish fulfillment, Uchiha, villain]

The main world is Naruto. The story also involves Jujutsu Kaisen, One Piece, Chainsaw Man, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Akame ga Kill!, and other worlds.

I transmigrate into the Naruto world and start out in Konoha. Pretty good so far. They should turn things up a notch.

But the first person I see after arriving is Obito, the Crimson Blade?

Just as I'm about to despair, I'm invited to join a chat group for characters from various anime worlds.

At last, my golden finger has arrived. But why am I the only guy in the whole group?

Yuki Tsukumo: Newbie, what kind of woman do you like?

Tina: A newbie? Tina welcomes you.

Makima: Tell me, “I want to be Miss Makima's dog.”

Esdeath: A newbie? I hope you're strong enough to interest me.

Lisa Lisa: Hell Pillar Training? Will that really do you any good?