Naruto: You Can’t Save the Uchiha by Learning Ninjutsu

"Learning ninjutsu won't save the Uchiha. Spending money is what makes you stronger. All fear comes from insufficient firepower, and justice is always within artillery range."

By Yoruichi Uchiha, the richest man in the Shinobi World, renowned arms dealer, bioengineering maniac, casino tycoon, and godfather of entertainment...

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