Female Dragon-Au-Man: My Fate Is Mine to Make

Also known as: My Public Humiliation in the Cultivation World

Transmigrate into a book + collect golden fingers + goofy comedy + cultivation, no CP, coming-of-age

The previous second, Su Qing'ai was complaining that old-school Dragon-Ao web novels made no sense. The next, she opened her eyes to find herself standing before countless powerful cultivators, one hand on her hip and the other pointing at the sky as she shouted, "My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's!"

"Hahahaha! So what if everyone looks down on me! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a poor young man!"

"Don't bully a poor middle-aged man, or a poor old man, either!"

"Because geniuses are all crazy, and I like hanging out with crazy people. The main peak has plenty of crazy people, and they're so nice to talk to. I love it here."

Ding! Mission issued: Look at Chen Xinghai with an expression that's three parts disdain, four parts cool indifference, and five parts nonchalance, then say, "You? You think you're worthy? If you want to play, I'll see this through with you, Su Qing'ai."