"Alert! Alert!" Red alert.
"Two fools, I want to take Er Fool to catch ghosts. I also met a lunatic on the way, and he insisted on physically beating ghosts." At first, no one believed this was true.
Until someone saw Huang Mao chasing the ghost with a brick in his hand, followed by two Chinese youths, and the demons danced and shouted.
"Yours doesn't work, look at mine."
"No, no, no, my cross will work..."