Billions Slipped Away. If I Don’t Go Crazy, Who Will?

[Face-slapping, scum-punishing, unhinged fiction, with secret identities.] After winning a Golden Rooster Award, Jiang Wan planned to lie flat, but unexpectedly transmigrated into a book. What the hell! She had finally earned tens of billions and was ready to enjoy life, only to transmigrate into the body of a cannon-fodder character with a bank balance of just eighteen cents. Jiang Wan rolled up her sleeves, ready to unleash all her fury! Looking for trouble, are you? I’ll give you a 360-degree roundhouse kick, then shove your face into shit and let you taste what shit tastes like. And then there are those jealous people who won’t work hard themselves, but trip Jiang Wan up out of envy. Jiang Wan will teach you how to spell “Daddy.” Under Jiang Wan’s fiery temper, she became a hit. After going viral, Jiang Wan was once again ready to enjoy life and lie flat when a man showed up at her door. Jiang Wan: “I’m perfectly happy on my own. I don’t need a man. Goodbye.”