Blessings Abound in the Imperial Dynasty: The Brave Little Donkey Charges Ahead

[Everyone’s ridiculous + everyone’s darling + adorable baby + brainless fun] Old Xu Donkey lets out a mighty roar and snatches the little lucky star sent down by the Golden Jade Dynasty. The little lucky star is a donkey, hopeless at finding her way and unable to recognize faces. She picks a dad and gets confused. One look, and he doesn’t seem like her dad. Two looks, and he kind of does. Three looks, and he’s definitely her dad! When the lucky star arrives, good fortune follows. The little lucky star sticks out her bottom and poops. Lush grass grows over the poop, and barren land bursts into green life. She fights a wild calf from the mountain all the way into the water, where she discovers mountains of gold and silver and the previous dynasty’s treasure. She acquires a river-taming ox and solves the flooding problem. The man she picks up on a whim is a plague demon. She pats his head. “Don’t cry, I’ll find you a wife. Just stop poisoning everyone.” She puts on armor and heads to the battlefield. The brave little donkey dares to challenge the mighty stallions for the prize of best-looking male. A terrifying tale spreads through the enemy camp: “If you see a scruffy little donkey on the battlefield, don’t hesitate, run! Otherwise, you’ll lose your ribs.” … Old Xu Donkey suddenly finds himself with an ugly donkey daughter. At first glance, she’s a shock to the eyes. At second glance, she’s not so ugly after all. She’s even a little cute. At third glance, the little donkey transforms into a pretty little girl. Old Xu Donkey: “Everyone, spoil her rotten! She’s my little girl, and she looks just like me. We’re both handsome!” Welcome the lucky star into your home, and good fortune will last ten thousand years. Pheasants fly right into the pot, and rabbits deliver themselves to the door. Crops grow in the fields. The whole family, once skin and bones, gets enough to eat, puts on weight, and moves into a house with green bricks and a tiled roof. Life just keeps getting better. Old Xu Donkey holds his little girl and smiles like a flower. “We’re a happy family…” … A world where only Emperor Wude gets hurt has been achieved. He carelessly loses the lucky-star donkey, wearing a pair of holey long johns and letting the cold wind blow through them.