Host, You're Not Quite on the Level

Lighthearted comedy + nonsense + fake seriousness

Lin Hao has two pieces of news: one good, one bad.

The good news: He transmigrated and got a System.

The bad news: The System showed up more than ten years late, and it's a bit of a pervert.

Years later, standing before the elder who had come to escort him, Lin Hao would still remember that afternoon when the System assigned him a mission.

“Ding! System mission: ‘Hands Off the Elder's Behind’...”

Lin Hao looked at the elder, whose Nascent Soul cultivation meant he could kill him with a single slap, and fell into deep thought.

“Ding! System mission: ‘Hopscotch’...”

Lin Hao stood aboard a spirit boat, ten thousand li above the ground.

After countless setbacks and trials, Lin Hao finally reached the pinnacle of the cultivation world. Looking back, he realized:

He'd always thought the System was a bit off. It turned out the entire cultivation world was just as strange.