[Live broadcast fortune telling + hypnotist + high energy unlimited reversal + invincibility + national luck + training cherry blossoms + nuclear sewage]
Su Chen traveled through eighteen years and discovered that his magic stick master was actually a legendary immortal cultivator. Due to the uniqueness of the technique, he had to wear the skin of a hypnotist and embark on the road of live broadcast fortune telling!
Female patient: "Dr. Su, didn't I just wear a wedding dress to go to the genital mutilation concert? My boyfriend is so inhuman."
Su Chen: "If I can't afford it, I will drug and steal it. It will take at least five years to start."
Female CEO: "Dr. Su, my company is getting bigger and bigger. Can I divorce my good-for-nothing husband? He and I are not on the same level."
Su Chen: "That's terrible. Your man, the King of Soldiers, has returned, taken the script of The Son-in-Law, and is preparing to sue you."
The leader of the Sakura Jiuju faction said: "Dr. Su must be merciful and spare others. Please take away the nuclear sewage surrounding Sakura."
Su Chen: "I'm a very talkative person, just give me three to five hundred billion flowers."
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"I'd like to invite the next patient."
Reader comments
Newer style. There is humor in the comments made by sailors.
Newer style. There is humor in the comments made by sailors.
Read it patiently, a unique practice